open post 🕊️ cmo

[darcangel]

🕊️ jeanne d'options 🕊️
1. ama - ask jeannette questions; she will answer!
2. stuck together - can be direct (magic glue!) or situational (a stalled elevator!). it's you and jeannette. now what?
3. hurt/comfort - i promise she knows how to do more than just pray. probably.
4. reverse isekai - jeannette has been joanjarred into your world! what are you two up to?
5. alternate universe - jeannette was born in your world, so perhaps there is now less at....stake.
6. hundred years war - alternatively, welcome to fighting the English. no gambling, swearing, or fornicating in her army, please!
7. the fluffy lesbian date one - jeannette is so happy to make a new friend, one she hopes to grow close to, like her angel.
8. schooled - some people wish the "three r"s were rapture, reminiscence, and placing artillery. reading is hard. help.
9. came back wrong - jeanne is on a holy war to remove anyone gilles de rais dislikes all who are not righteous from the earth. gilles why
10. wildcard! drop me a top-level. f/f only for shipping, please.

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[switch_over]

...That's the point.

[Sorry. Eas isn't exactly the good guy here. So she's just going to let her legs flop down and go as dead weight as she can here.

Why were the heroic types so exhausting?]

[darcangel]

[ It's funniest if the deadweight makes Jeannette pratfall here, so

thud.

cloud of dust, even! the works!

Struggling to get up.... ]

Why would you wish harm upon others......?!

[switch_over]

[Eas grunts as they fall, but thankfully she wasn't the one who took the brunt of it.

So she's just going to try and roll them over to that it's harder for Jeannette to get her feet back on the ground.]

It's my master's wish. I am simply carrying out his orders and gathering the misfortune of others.

[darcangel]

Th-then your master......nnghh.....

[ KICKY FEETS! no wait that's not helping anything, think through this, jeannette - nay, jeanne d'arc! the Lord helps those who help themselves!

If she rocks forward with all her might, can she get her feet planted again? ]

- is WRONG!

[switch_over]

[And there's a little gasp as Jeannette rolls them back over. But Eas feels a sting as the other girl says such heresy against her master.]

Lord Moebius' will is absolute!

[She is just going to try and hook a foot around Jeanne's ankle and trip her up if she tries to rise again.]

[darcangel]

Not before the Lord our God - eeekmph!

[ Thud! Ohhhhh, what a wretched trial this is! What wicked intent! But Jeanne shall not give in! If Eas won't permit them to rise -

Then Jeanne shall crawl! ]

[switch_over]

Once Moebius takes this world- None of that will matter!

[Bah. This girl didn't give up. It was harder for Eas to do anything in her current position. But she'll try and dig her heels into the ground to make it harder for Jeanne to make any progress.]

[darcangel]

He.....will......NEVER!!

[ And Jeanne won't give up either! No matter the fight, no matter the resistance! She will army crawl her way to the battle if she has to! On her stomach, like the meanest creature! ]

The angels.....will stop you. And so shall I.....!!

[ ....this is really hard though. pant, pant, pant ]

For my beloved hometown - and my beloved France....!

[ O Lord, watch, keep, and strengthen Your people against the advent of the monster! She'll be there as soon as she can!

Please, let no one come to harm.....!! ]

[switch_over]

And what can you do? trapped on the ground like that? Squirming like a worm?

[Eas. You're trapped too.

The only real reason she can gloat in this situation is that the more she holds Jeanne back the more she is technically winning in this situation. Might as well try to break her spirit here too.]

You've already lost. You just can't admit it.

[darcangel]

I have done no - such - thing - !

[ A clumsy attempt is made to draw her sword. This girl is in the same predicament as she is - seems not so different from Jeanne, in that she is loyal to a cause. How awful, to swear yourself to injuring others, apparently for its own sake. How sad inside, that must feel.

And how impossible, for Jeanne to give up in the face of that cruelty. ]

Why?! Why would you wish to harm people?!

[switch_over]

You’re only fooling yourself. I can see the truth here.

[Or at least that’s what she likes to tell herself. It’s easier to submit and follow orders. That’s what her entire life has been about.

Seeing this urge to fight on despite the odds. That confuses her more than anything.]

My master desires control and obedience.

We collect the energy produced by the misery we cause to further his reach.

Your very struggles here are furthering our ambition.

If you surrender willingly- perhaps I can put in a good word for you. My Lord Moebius could always use more faithful servants.

historically joan of arc also cried at the drop of a hat

[darcangel]

Never!

[ Heaaaaaaaave! Jeanne's sword scrapes as it begins to unsheathe. She's leaking tears now, tears and sweat, but won't give in! ]

This is not.....a struggle. I'm able to fight for the people and places I love.

[ BIG SNIFFLE

SHE'S GOT A FOOT UNDERNEATH HERSELF NOW! ]

How could such a blessing ever be a hardship?!